The first night John and Marsha were married he told her to try on his pants. “These are way too big. I could never wear these pants.”
“That’s right. Now don’t you forget it! I wear the pants in this family and what I say goes.”
At that, Marsha told him to try her panties on. “These are way too small. I’ll never be able to get in your panties!”
“”Yeah and if you don’t change your attitude right quick, you never will!”
If only my husband agrees.
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Oh hell yes!
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Ha
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Reblogged this on Gh0stpupp3t's Realm and commented:
Good and funny!
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Oh thank you. Worked for me!
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Oh gods Linda! Too funny! lol
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My knickers wouldn’t go around Jimmys ankle…His trousers wouldn’t fit me but he knows they don’t have to….I told him who’s boss …haha
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Good girl!
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Great line!
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Hahaha
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Thx.
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Haha! Too funny! :)
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That’s great… haha!
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Brilliant! Love it.
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O boy angry wife alert. Good for her though…made me laugh.
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An oldie but a goodie!
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Fair warning.Now we know who wears the pants.
xxx Huge Hugs xxx
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And probably looks terrific in or out of them.
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Reblogged this on Mental Break and commented:
Good advice indeed! :)
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Why thank you.
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Made me smile… I’ve nominated you for the Love / Hate Challenge: https://amommasview.wordpress.com/2015/06/11/love-it-hate-it/
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Oh, thanks so much
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