Life According to Buzzy

imageLife according to Buzzy:

Dog poop is precious.  Crazy people  run behind dogs to collect it in small blue bags.

Pizza delivery people come to steal our pizza.  The house must be defended at all costs.

Next to the pizza guy, the UPS truck is the greatest threat to our home.  He valiantly barks the entire time he hears it.

It is imperative that he get in the street, no matter how many times he is intercepted.

Mud puddles are good.  Baths are toxic.

Eat dog food only as a last resort.  Someone may drop their plate.

The yard is full of stinky stuff.  Roll in it as often as possible!  It may smell good tomorrow and you’ll miss your chance.

The world needs to know if another dog approaches his territory. Ditto car, truck, kid on bicycle.

Dogs should be allowed to drive.  They shoul be in the vehicle every time it moves.  No trip should be more than one mile.

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  6. Buzzy knows that UPS, the pizza guy go away, just because he’s on the job. Our two, bark at the garbage truck, because the garbage collectors are stealing our trash. If one barks from the house, the other one will almost claw the side of the house off, to get inside and help bark. I know not to stand in the way when opening the door.

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