Two tough boys came to stay with their uncle who was going to “straighten them out.  The first night at supper, Uncle Joe asked, “Johnny, what would you like?”

“Gimme some o’ that there G– D— chicken.”

Whomp!  Uncle Joe knocked him up beside the head.

“Now, what do you want, George?”

George looked at him big-eyed. “Well, you can bet your sweet ass I don’t want none o’ that G– D— chicken!”