Joe, a one-armed guy strolled in to the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but Bill the Barber told him, “Joe, I’ve got several in line ahead of you, but I’ve got Johnny, a new barber startin’ iffen your willin’ to give’em a try.”

“Well, I reckon that’d be alright,” Joe grumbled.

Johnny got to work on Joe, but since it was his first day, he was a little nervous.  He nicked Joe a few times and snipped his ear with the scissors. Trying a little conversation to cover his nerves, he asked Joe, “Do you come in here often?”

“Naw, I lost this arm in a saw-mill accident, twenty years ago,”  snapped Joe.