A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?” One day, she was talking to her Preacher about this. He said he had two male parrots and all they did was read the Bible. He thought perhaps they would be a good influence on the two females. So they put the four parrots together. So, the females yelled at the male parrots, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?” One male parrot said to the other, “Put the Bibles away! We’ve made it to heaven!”
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I can’t help myself… I love a good corny joke. Glad I found this one on a not so marvelous Monday morning. Hugs!
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Thanks for letting me know
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Ha! Love it! Nice Sunday joke!
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Lol, that’s too funny
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Thank you.
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My pleasure!!
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OMG! Fantastic!
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How would I do that?
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Posted it and gave you credit.
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A library lady friend told me this parrot joke. A young man bought a parrot for a pet but every time he had his girl friend over the bird would start cursing and swearing so he decided to teach it a lesson by putting him in the freezer for an hour. When the hour was up he took the bird out he asked him if had learned his lesson. The parrot said yes but obviously the chicken in there didn’t!
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That’s a good one. Why don’t you post it
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There goes 4 ruined birds ;)
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Enough for a parrot pie!
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Yep :)
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