An ancient prospector came down from the hills and tied his scruffy old donkey in front of the saloon.
A smart alek young cowboy came bursting out the door, waving his six gun, firing at the old guy’s feet, shouting, “Dance! Dance!”
The old man danced and dodged shots till he counted six shots. Then he went over to his donkey, got his shotgun , pointed it at the cowboy and asked, ” Have you ever kissed a donkey right square in the ass?”
“No sir” said the cowboy. “But I always wanted to!”
Funny story, isn’t it?
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Thx
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Welcome!
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😂😂😂😂😂
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My best friend sent me a card this week and the message is: “Dance first, Think later. It’s the natural order of things.” A quote from Samuel Beckett (1906-1989). I love the saying and it seemed to work especially well for the donkey’s master.
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Does sound good!
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:)
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