My elderly mother had her foot on a stool the other evening when I noticed what appeared to be a ghastly wound. I flew over to inspect it when she started laughing. She had laid an elastic strip across the insole of the shoe and colored it with shoe polish, which later rubbed off on her foot, creating the wound impression. Before you feel sorry for her, you should know she probably has twenty pairs of shoes, most in boxes.
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Hilarious!
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She’s so inventive, Lol!!
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Yep! She sounds like your mother😊 I like her sense of humour
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Rotten apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
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I do like your rotteness :)
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Thanks.
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:)
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It didn’t look read up close, but I’d imagine that it probably did from afar. I like your mom’s sense of humor!
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*real
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Thanks for reading and commenting.
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Wow…that did look real! Perhaps she should work for Hollywood as a make-up artist?!
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She probably couldn’t do it if she was trying.
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I enjoy your mom!!!!
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She’s just a mess! What a hoot! I was horrified when I saw it!
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I can imagine the heart stop when you first saw it. It’s ‘almost’ like she did it on purpose…..or enjoyed it a little bit….
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She certainly got a laugh when I went flying across the room to check on her. I was horrified!
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I feel a wee bit bad about laughing at your horror. But man oh man you tell a great story!!!
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It was funny to me,too.
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Wow, that first photo scared me. I can only imagine what you thought when you saw it for real.
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I thought the foot might be a goner!
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It LOOKED like a goner!!!
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Sure did!
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