Games to Play When We Are Older
Sag, You’re It
Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy
20 Questions Shouted into Your Good Ear
Kick the Bucket
Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over
Doc Goose
Simon Says Something Incoherent
Hide and Go Pee
Spin the Bottle of Mylanta
Musical Recliners
Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Lying about my age is easier now that I often forget what it is.
I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
I don’t do drugs. At my age I get the same effect just standing up fast.
There’s one good thing about growing old. If you watch a movie that you have seen before but you do not remember it, you can watch it like its the first time again!
Nutsrok 
as one gets older you expect your eyesight to fade which means that your husband’s does too.. wrinkles are not visible… however then he goes and gets lazer surgery and all is revealed!!! thanks Linda.
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Uh oh!
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This is so hilarious :-) I hope I have such sense of humour when I grow old and not be too crotchety.
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I’ll bet you do!
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Think of all the fees you save watching and loving the same movie like the first time. That’s my favorite. :-D :-D :-D
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Your eyes are so bad that when you get into bed with your husband he looks 20.
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That’s a good thing. My husband looks twenty in my mind.
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Linda,
Great. I loved all the pointers. Most of them are applicable. Add white hair, hair loss, loss of teeth or dentures and other losses, it would be a complete list.
Susie
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Reblogged this on Nutsrok.
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Thanks so much, Sandra.
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This is awesome! Too darn funny! Thanks again!!!
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The three things I hate about being old are #1 You start to loose your memory and………………….I can’t remember the other two?
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Good one, uhhh! What’s yourname?
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Hehehehehe. Another giggle for me thanks to you. Love it!
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Thanks, Sandra
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Ha HA! This was brilliant Linda :-)
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Thanks, Judy
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When I get that old, I wouldn’t mind playing some of these games. And will love that last point on watching movies
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I ‘ve always been there with that one, since I don’t pay much attention.
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So funny! Thanks for the laugh.
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Welcome, Olga
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There are some in there that I can actually relate to! Haha! Scary!
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Oh not me, Ha ha!
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