‘I certainly don’t get tailgated anymore!’
Bud likes to road grouch. I don’t. I figure people mostly do the best they can, so I just watch out for them. Bud likes to hurl useless epithets like “crazy old woman of some sort” and “big-eared old fornicator” at men. The insults are mostly wasted on me, but I have pointed out the high improbability of big-eared old guys meriting the compliment of fornicator, but I guess he is just being generous. Even so, it doesn’t sound fair. Why is crazy or fornicator gender-specific? I do kind of take exception to the limitations on ladies. I guess he isn’t into equal opportunity.e
Nutsrok 
I have missed your unique brand of humor. Loved this group of “ha, ha’s”
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Place it up thy butter churn? LOL….
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Ah ha ha ha!
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:D — Suzanne
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I remember this one. But..it seems that calling anyone an “old fornicator” is kind of a compliment ???
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I sure that’s exactly how he meant it!
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