OLD” IS WHEN… Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Pick one, I can’t do both!”
“OLD” IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.
“OLD” IS WHEN…. A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
“OLD” IS WHEN… Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
“OLD” IS WHEN. You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
“OLD” IS WHEN….. You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
“OLD” IS WHEN….. “Getting a little action” means I don’t need to take any fiber today.
“OLD” IS WHEN….. “Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.
“OLD” IS WHEN….. An “all-nighter” means not getting up to pee.
Nutsrok 
You gave me a laugh today 😂😂😂
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I’m glad. You always make me laugh.
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😂😂
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I’ll be back soon with hopefully more laughs 😉
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Good. Sometimes I have to take a break. Posting tomorrow’s.
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Lol! Does it mean I am getting old if I can relate to these ?
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Heaven’s no! Just means you can recognize old people.
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Whew! I was worried there for a second….
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