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Tonight’s sermon: ‘What is hell?’ Come early and listen to our choir practice.
This afternoon, there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
Tuesday, at 4pm, there will be an ice cream social.
All ladies giving milk come early.
Thursday, at 5pm, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be Little Mothers please meet with the vicar in his office.

Five Funny Signs Spotted In Sunday RestaurantsSunday Jokes

At restaurant-gas stations throughout the nation:

Eat here and get gas.

At a Sante Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.

In a New Hampshire jewellery store: Ears pierced while you wait.

Free jokes courtesy of Will and Guy