Hilarious!
God’s Plan for Aging
Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things, thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good.
Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom He made seniors lose co-ordination so they would drop things, requiring them to bend, reach, and stretch. And God looked down and saw that it was good.
Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors would have additional calls of nature, requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise. God looked down and saw that it was good.
So if you find as you age, you are getting up and down more, remember it’s God’s will. It is all in your best interest even though you…
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Nutsrok 
I thank god that he allows me to keep doing my things, and then thank you for the occasional smile.
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I can’t take credit for this. I got it from Grumpa Joe.
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Now when I drop things and walk around looking for my glasses, I will feel very virtuous about it.
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You’re doing the right thing!
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My glasses are in my bag, now where did I leave that?
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Hits the nail on the head, doesn’t it!
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Certainly does, I have such a short attention span that I can even lose myself
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I am there.
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Today was such a terrible day – I mislaid the keys to the shed and got “wife’s” rage until I found them beneath a plastic bag
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On some days we just need a do over.
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Glad you agree, I am going nuts with this moving home
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You have great taste in old folks humor.
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I do, don’t I.
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