Pig Jokes


 

Q: Who is the smartest pig in the world?
A: Ein-swine

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/pigjokes.html

 


 

Q: How do you take a sick pig to the hospital?
A: In an hambulance!

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/animaljokes/pigjokes.html

 

 

Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A:  Piiig!

source: http://mypigmeup.com/2014/05/19/more-funny-pig-jokes-and-riddles/

 


 

A city child came running into the farmhouse. “No wonder that mama pig is so big,” she yelled. “There’s a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!”

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