Mr. Grady Rose traded hogs and raised watermelons, a brilliant plan. During that period, Bossier Parish, Louisiana, had open range laws. That meant livestock was free to roam, decreasing the responsibility of the farmer and making driving after dark a challenge. Motorists were responsible for damages, should they be careless enough to hit one. Black livestock presented a real challenge at night since they were cloaked in invisibility. Passengers, as well as the driver, watched for livestock. The ever present threat of livestock certainly cut down on speeding. Contrary to what you might expect, accidents were rare.
The point of this story is that Mr. Grady was deeply involved in the hog business, a vocation that required a great deal of work, but little cash outlay. Since he had captive labor in his four boys, it was an ideal career choice. The hogs ran wild in the woods, feeding on acorns and other vegetation. In the spring he baited catch pens in the woods with corn and caught the sows with his mark in their ears when their litter was young. He cut his mark in the piglets ears, castrated the males, and turned them loose to grow. It was a grave offense to tamper with animals with another man’s mark. Marks were well-known by other hog farmers in the community, so word was passed on to neighbors what part of the woods a man’s hogs had recently occupied, making it easier to track them. Of course, one couldn’t expect to harvest all the hogs bearing his mark, but it was a good crop. No man wanted word to get around that his mark was found on young pigs following a sow with another man’s mark. Men have been shot for that!
A few months later, the pens were baited again to catch the unneeded sows, castrated males for slaughter or personal use, or take to market. Uncastrated adult males, or boars were not good eating, due to their hormone load. Catching the hogs was dangerous business. Adult males had sharp, curved tusks and fought fiercely, especially when penned up. They’d also attack in the woods. Hog hunting was considered fine sport by many. Once captured, Mr. Rose penned hogs up in pens at his farm to fatten. That’s where the melons came in. They were a cheap, abundant crop, easily harvested. The hungry hogs gorged on the fat melons that burst as they hit the ground. It looked for all the world like a bloody battle as they squealed, grunted, and gobbled their way aggressively through the heap. I never got enough of watching.
Mother usually bought melons from peddlers who drove through the neighborhood selling from the back of their truck. One kid would flag while the others ran around like mad trying to find enough change to purchase a melon which commonly sold for a dollar, but if the peddler came at the end of the day and wanted to unload, we might get two for a dollar. I never got satisfied on melon and would eat as close into the rind as possible, trying to get every sweet taste. I was stunned to see Mr. Grady split a fine melon, pass the heart to one of the watching kids, and toss the rest to the hogs. I’d never experienced such luxury.
I try to keep my writing light and upbeat for the most part, but I also want my writing to be honest and real. I can’t very well do that if I’m constantly sugar coating with “I’m fines” and “I’m stronger than this storm” and rainbows and butterflies and yada, yadas and blah blahs.

Kindly granted permission to use these images captured by Donna Ober Wise. I think they are delightful. She really has an eye and is quick on the trigger. Thanks, Donna.
We were sitting around the fire one Saturday night in Mr. Grady Rose’s sitting room. The only light came from the fire. All the little kids lounged on the floor in front of the fire, pleasantly tired from an afternoon of play with full bellies. Mr. Grady looked like a gray-haired bear in overalls, not so tall, as burly and powerful. I loved hearing him talk about raising his boys. “I had to kill a hog a day to feed them boys. I told ‘em lot’s of times, ‘Them that don’t work, don’t eat.’ I always go to bed real early and am up by four. That’s the way I was raised. I can’t sleep past four, even in the dead of winter even if I ain’t got a bunch of cows to milk. I used to be out milking while Bessie cooked breakfast. Now I just sit and watch her. Anyhow, one morning up in January, them boys decided they wadn’t getting up. Bessie called ‘em once and they didn’t make a peep. I give ‘em just a little bit and hollered for ‘em to get up. Then I headed out to milk, ‘spectin’ to be right behind me when I noticed, they ain” got up yet.
My son John lives to torment my mother. Buzzy, our American Eskimo Dog sheds incessantly, making us vacuum every day to stay ahead of him. One day my husband Bud noticed a big paper bag on the mantle stuffed full of Buzzy’s combings, hair pulled from his brush, and hair swept from the floor. Amazed, Bud asked, “What in the world is this bag of dog hair doing up here?”



In the shot above, you see Watson snoozing in the bathtub. He sleeps with his snout at the drain where his snores can be amplified throughout the house. He is like a two-year-old child. He thinks he should…