.A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.
It also enquires him whether she should be buried or cremated.
He replies, “Don’t take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes!”
Two mother-in-law’s!
Vultures wait until you’re dead to pick on you.
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.