A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and livestock store and talked to the proprietor and asked to buy one hundred chicks.
“That’s a lot of chicks,” commented the proprietor. “I mean business,” the city slicker replied.
A week later the yuppie was back again. “I need another hundred chicks,” he said. “Boy, you are serious about this chicken farming,” the man told him.
“Yeah,” the yuppie replied. “If I can iron out a few problems.” “Problems?” asked the proprietor. “Yeah,” replied the yuppie, “I think I planted that last batch too close together.”
Nutsrok 
LOL!
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😂 A thigh slapper, Linda.
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For some reason, I just love chicken jokes. I must be a hick.
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Chickens are the nicest people.
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They are, and, goats, and cows. But not geese. Geese are hellions. Thanks for reminding me.
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I had two geese and my five year old daughter used to run screaming from them. They loved to nip the little ones on the butt.
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Ours were so mean!
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