An elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife, three children and nurse stood close by.

Then he spoke his final wishes:

“James, you take the Maple Hills houses”.

“Nicholas, you take the Kings Forest shops”.

“Joshua, the apartments at the Limassol Marina are yours”.

“To my dear wife, Anne, you take all the residential buildings in Highland Park”.

The nurse was really impressed. She said, “Your husband must have been quite a man, amassing so much property to leave to all of you.”

The wife responded, “What property? … the schmuck had a window cleaning round!”