A father and his young son are walking deep in the woods at night with a lantern and a shovel.
The son says, “Dad it’s creepy out here, I’m scared”.
The father replies, “You’re scared? I’m the one who has to walk back alone!”.

I used to love building sandcastles with my granny… But my parents thought it was creepy so they glued the urn shut.

I threw a boomerang a few years ago.
I now live in constant fear.

What did Kermit the Frog say at his puppeteer’s funeral?
Nothing.