A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and gets busy with all 150 of the farmer’s hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunchtime, the young rooster goes at all 150 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore, he is worried. Next morning, not only is the rooster chasing the hens, but he is after the turkeys, ducks, and even the cow. Later, the farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead, and vultures circling overhead. The farmer runs out, looks down at the young rooster’s limp body and says: “You deserved it, you horny devil!” The young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, “Shhhh!, they are about to land.”