Three boys see a fire engine with a dog go by and discuss what his job is. ‘Crowd control?’ says one boy. ‘He’s the mascot.’ says the second boy. The third boy nods sagely: ‘He finds fire hydrants.’

A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’

Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion?
A: Well you won’t be getting any mail, that’s for sure.

Q: Why don’t blind people go skydiving more often?
A: Because it frightens the dog!

Walking past a veterinary clinic, a woman noticed a small boy and his dog waiting outside. ‘Are you here to see Dr Meyer?’ she asked. ‘Yes,’ the boy said. ‘I’m having my dog put in neutral.’