A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Minister walk into a bar. The Priest says “I bet I can go up to the bartender, have a few beers, and get out without paying.” The Rabbi and Minister do not think this is possible, so without further wait the Priest goes up to the bartender, has a few drinks and begins to exit the bar, but the bartender calls out “Sir, you forgot to pay for your drinks” The Priest replies, “No you’re mistaken, I already paid, good night” and walks out.

Then the Minister in disbelief says he’ll give it a go as well. So he does the same, goes up, has a few drinks, and begins to walk out when again the bartender says “Sir you forgot to pay for your drinks”. The Minister then replies, “No you’re mistaken, I already paid, good night” and walks out.

The Rabbi is astounded, but walks outside to see his buddies, he says those were good, but I’ve got one better. He walks up to the bartender, has a few drinks when he begins to walk out the bartender calls to the Rabbi and says “Sir, you forgot to pay for your drinks” the Rabbi replies, “No sir you’re mistaken, I already paid you, now I need the change back for my hundred.”

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Minister were all in a boat out in the middle of a lake. The Priest says, “I am really thirsty. I’m going to shore to get something to drink.” So he gets out of the boat walks across the water to shore, gets a soda, walks back across the water, and gets back in the boat.

The Minister says, “I am also really thirsty. I’m going to shore and get something to drink.” So he gets out of the boat walks across the water to shore, gets a soda, walks back across the water, and gets back in the boat.

The Rabbi thinks to himself “pretty cool. I will try it.” So he says, “I am also thirsty. I’m going to shore and get something to drink.” He gets out of the boat and falls in the water and drowns.

Then the Minister says to the Priest, “Do you think we should have told him where the rocks were?”

The Priest says “Nah, It was the only way to get him baptized”

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