Why did the ghost attend the estate sale?

Because he wanted to get a grave deal!

Why did the man get banned from the online auction site?

Because he was always bidding off more than he could chew.

Why do companies prefer online auctions to live auctions?

Because they want to raise their “net” funds!

Why did the person lose their bid in the online auction?

Because they eBayted their budget!

Why did the man who attended an estate sale for the first time come back with a bunch of old furniture?

Because he heard it was a “chair-ity” event.

Why did the woman buy a vintage computer at the online estate sale?

Because she wanted to experience old spam, without risking her health.

Why did the man refuse to buy the antique vase on the online estate sale site?

Because he was afraid it might “break the internet” if he bid too high!

Why did the family having an estate sale cross the road?

To get to the other side of the inheritance!

If Jerry Seinfeld did a bit on estate sales:

Have you ever noticed that estate sales are just garage sales with better stuff? I mean, it’s like the person who lived there just decided to take all their good things and leave them out for strangers to buy. “Hey, I’m moving out, but you can have my priceless antique collection for 10 bucks!” It’s like the ultimate decluttering method, but instead of just tossing things out, you let people fight over them in your living room.

Why did the man prefer online estate sales?

Because he didn’t have to put on pants to buy someone else’s old pants!

Thanks to those who helped with these (mostly awful) jokes! Think you have a better one? Email us at info@estatesales.bid.