A perfect and punny name for a pet pig is Chris P Bacon.Report

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I read a story about pig anatomy. It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tail

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What’s the difference between hot potato and a flying pig? One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.

#4 

What do pig’s use as soap? Hogwash.

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What do you call a Spanish pig? Porque.