• Why did the cobbler go to therapy? Because he had too many sole searching moments.
• Why did the cobbler become an actor? He wanted to put his sole into every performance.

The Soothing Humor of Socks

Socks may often be the forgotten garment, but they have their own style of humor.

• What did the hat say to the sock? I’ll go on ahead, you go on foot.
•  My friend kept going on about what they should do with their new dresser. I told them to put a sock in it.
•  I bumped into a friend and he asked, “Why are you wearing one red and one black sock? I said, “I don’t know, but I have another pair like this at home.”
•  What did one sock say to the other in the dryer? I’ll see you next time around.

Lacing Up Some Shoe Jokes

The right pair of shoes can make for some brilliant humor.

• What shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!
• What kind of shoes do plumbers love. Clogs
• What kind of jokes do shoes tell? Knot Knot jokes.
• How do you know when it’s time to buy new shoes? When you stand on a penny and can tell if it’s heads or tails.
  
  

The High Heel of Humor

High fashion gives way to high humor with these puns and one-liners about heels.

• What kind of shoes does someone wear when they are dissecting a frog? Open-toad.
• What do you tell a dog in pumps? Heel.

 

The Flip-Flop of Funnies

Even the beachiest shoes have plenty of jokes in their soles.

• What is a flip-flops favorite movie? Sixteen Sandles.

 

Embracing the Boot-iful World of Boot Jokes

Boots might be built for walking, but these jokes will have you running with laughter.

• “How do you warm your feet with a group of boots? You give them a toe-ster!”
• “Where do shoes go during summer vacation? Boot camp!” 

The Sneaky World of Sneaker Jokes

Sneakers aren’t just for the gym – they’re also for the funny bone.

• What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeekers.
• What do you call a sneaker that can sing? A “sole” singer!