1. Ambidexter A yellow resinous substance that oozes from the famous Dexter Palm of Palmyra

2. Blatherskite A buzzard that vomits copious amounts of ephemera

3. Breviloquent A toxic politician who lies with ineloquence

4. Crapulence A blast of breviloquence too smarmy to conceal

5. Graumangere Famine resulting from fields contaminated with ergot fungi

6. Grimoire Large armoire of ebony

7. Illaudible classified information never to be subsequently unclassified

8. Podsnappery lost art of perfectly snapping inescuable beans

9. Poetaster A book worm that destroys ancient manuscripts

10. Polemic Of the belugine lineage of Ptolomy the Great