Blind date. Why don’t blind people skydive? It scares the heck out of the dog.

What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? “That’s the most violent book I’ve ever read.”

What has two eyes but can not see? Stevie Wonder.

What do you call Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis? Endless Love

Yo mama so ugly the local peeping-tom knocked on her door, and asked her to shut her blinds.