“It’s All Fun and Games till Somebody Loses an Eye!”
I heard that warning so many times when I was a kid I could have sung it back to my parents before they’d finished, if I’d had a death wish. All I had to do was run with a glass, toss the scissors, or jump out of a tree on a kid to get them started. I was a smart, tough kid. I KNEW I wasn’t going to get hurt. I had the power of ten because my heart was pure. Well, maybe not pure, but I was sure I had the power of ten.
At any rate, only one time did I ever know of a kid to lose an eye from horseplay, and that circumstance couldn’t have been anticipated. Thankfully, I wasn’t involved. One of the neighbors had a large peanut patch. For those of you who don’t know, peanuts grow underground and have to be dug up. Mr. Jones had already harvested his peanuts and a group of neighborhood kids played in the field, an entirely harmless pastime. Had there been a crop left, it would have been a heinous crime, but the parents were sitting close by, drinking iced tea and watching the kids at their peanut war. They’d eat a few peanuts and toss a few. The greatest harm one would have expected would be a bellyache from too many raw peanuts. Unbelievably, a kid was hit in the eye with a peanut shell, scratching his eyeball. His parents rinsed it and sent him on his way, not thinking much of it. By the next day, the eye was swollen and infected. The boy ultimately lost his eye from that accident, a totally unexpected outcome.
Well, that was a sad story. But good to know that whoever came up with that expression was not lying to us.
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Hard to imagine he really lost an eye that way!
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Oh, the flying lawsuits that would fill the air like paper planes in a modern urban environment! One of the list of reasons city kids never play outside any more.
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Sure would!
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I forgot the losing an eye saying!
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We heard it a lot when we got rowdy.
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I heard it as a very young child but I think it was more of me hearing it said to the older kids.
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I heard it plenty. I had lots of wild cousins.
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Oh year I heard that saying a lot as a child and no one I knew ever lost an eye, I think if someone had we would have taken the warning mor seriously. That boy who lost an eye due to the peanut shell sounds freaky, if he had seen a doctor it may have turned out different.
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He did see a doctor. Who knows?
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I FEEL QUITE GUILTY LIKING THIS ONE. Hugs
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Sometimes Like is a bad response.
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