Thanksgiving Jokes for Your Pleasure

  • “Why did the turkey bring a microphone?” “He was ready to roast.”
  • “Which side of a turkey has more feathers?” “The outside.”
  • “Is that your pop-up timer or are you just happy to see me?”
  • “What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?” “Drumsticks for everyone!” 
  • “Why did the turkey stand on stilts?” “Because nobody eat flamingoes for Thanksgiving dinner.”
  • “What kind of turkey requires ID?” “Wild Turkey.”
  • “What did the turkey say when he met the president?” “Pardon me.”
  • “How does a turkey travel?” “By gravy train.”
  • “What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?” “Lucky!”
  • “What did the turkey say to his real estate agent?” “Turn-key only.”
  • “What’s a turkey’s favorite month?” “They don’t have one, but they prefer any other than November!”
  • “What sound does a turkey’s phone make?” “Wing-wing-wing.”
  • “What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?” “Quack, Quack!”
  • “Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?” “He sensed fowl play.”
  • “What key has legs and can’t open a door?” “A tur-key.” 
  • “Why did they let the turkey join the band?” “Because he had his own drumsticks.”
  • “What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?” “He got the stuffing knocked out of him!”

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