When I traveled in the Yukon Territory. I would often stop by this trading post/bar/restaurant and got to know the owner. One night he asked me if I could watch the place while he took food to a sick friend.
“Sure!”, I said.
Everything is humming along, suddenly a man burst through the door,
“Run for your lives! Big Jake’s coming!”.
Oh, crap. The place cleared out, I am hiding behind the bar when I hear the rumble of a Snowcat (big tank-like vehicle with bulldozer treads). The door slams open and a HUGE man covered in bearskins stomps into the place.
”Gimme a keg!!”.
I roll the keg from the walk-in refrigerator, he jams the tapper into it and sprays it into his face and mouth. When it was empty, I meekly asked him if he wanted another, he yells,
“You kiddin’ me? I’m outta here, Big Jake is coming!!”