My son learned to his sorrow not to try to rescue a piece of chicken his two Akita’s were fighting over. Unfortunately, the lesson cost him a finger.
Fortunately, John is eccentric and sees the bright side. He said the biggest problem was having to convert from a base ten counting system to a base nine. One day at work a woman chastised him! “Stop doing that! You’re creeping me out trying to make it look like your little finger is missing!”
“My little finger IS missing!” He told her. John has really enjoyed crafting all types of prostheses for his finger as well as decorative ones for holidays. I doubt any are functional, though.

This is his favorite, with a small hook.

This one is for drinking tea.

This gold digit is for Mardi Gras

This one is for making a good impression in gloves.

The collection, The orange finger in center has not been perfected yet. It is articulated with strings to make it move.

John and Watson








In the shot above, you see Watson snoozing in the bathtub. He sleeps with his snout at the drain where his snores can be amplified throughout the house. He is like a two-year-old child. He thinks he should get a bath anytime anyone else does. Should they forget to lock the door, he pushes his way in to get in the tub with them. If he gets in before they dry off, he wants to lick water droplets off. He is not a good shower friend.

