cat joke

Cat Funnies

I saw a poster today that asked, “Have you seen my cat?” So, I called the number and said that I didn’t. I like to help where I can.

What’s it called when all the treats are gone? 

A-cat-astrophe.

What’s a kitten’s favorite kind of sticker? 

Scratch and sniff.

How do French cats say “Thank You”?

“Meow-ci Beaucoup.”

I have a pencil once owned by Shakespeare…

Thanks to the cat it’s so chewed up I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.

Thanks Far Side

My Chair!

A dog and a cat die and go to Heaven. St. Peter ushers them in together to the foot of God’s throne. God addresses the dog first. “What did you learn on your sojourn on earth, my child?”

Awed the dog bowed his head and spoke humbly. “ I learned I was man’s best friend. I was to serve him, protect him, and above all, love him unfailingly.”

“Well done,” proclaimed God, turning to the cat. “And you?”

“You’re sitting in my chair.” said the cat.

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