Broken Law

Have you ever unintentionally broken the law?

I’m sure I’ve broken traffic laws: speeding, driving the wrong way down a one-way street, that sort of thing. I carry a shovel in my truck and have dug up plants on the side of the road. The worst thing I did was go in an abandoned house and take a battered old sign that said “Plant Emporium.”

Yes, I have broken the law.