The oldsters were getting frisky when Mary said, “I may be 72, but I have the body of a 40 year old.”
John replied, “Well, you better give it back. You’re gettin’ it all wrinkled!”
My mother practiced an excellent form of birth control for her daughters. She only bought cheap cotton panties because “nobody is supposed to see your underwear anyway.” I don’t know how I would have behaved otherwise, but I wasn’t about to get frisky in those horrible britches. Sometimes Mother was lucky enough to find some so cheap they didn’t have elastic in the legs, just the waist. The fit wasn’t too bad in the morning, but by midmorning, these Continue reading
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