Joke of the Day

doctor: Do you have trouble holding your urine?

patient: Yes.  It keeps running through my fingers.

Joke of the Day

Two linemen came in after their long day.  The boss called them into his office.  “Hey guys.  I got a complaint from a lady out on Oak Street that you were using some foul and profane language when you were working on that transformer out close to her house.  What do you have to say for yourselves?”

“Oh, no!  That’s not right!.  Joe here was just sweating in a line above my head and dripped some solder on my helmet and it ran down my collar.  I just hollered up and asked him to try not to do it anymore.”

Howdy! Joke of the Day

imageOld Joe had been out drinking late again and his wife had had enough of it.  She got herself a devil costume and was waiting for him whenhe came in.

She jumped out from the shadows, grabbed him and said, “I got you now!  I’m the Devil.”

He stuck out his hand and said, ” Well, hello, kinfolks.  I married your sister!”

Adam’s Rib

Adam and EveAdam was strolling through the Garden of Eden one morning when God stopped to speak to him.  “How do you like it here, Adam?” Continue reading