On our Wedding night my wife made me promise to never look in her bottom bed stand drawer and I kept it faithfully for the first 27 years I preached … during that year she went on vacation and being left alone … I just could not resist … I peaked … and there was 6 eggs and over $500 dollars ???

I was so ashamed of myself … I was eaten up with curiosity and guilt … I just had to confess to her as soon as she got back.She was such an angel … she readily forgave me and I just had to ask what the 6 eggs were for:

She said every time you preach a bad sermon I put an egg in the drawer from our own chickens.

I thought 27 years 1 Sunday school, 2 Worship service 3 Sunday evening Worship and 4 Wednesday night times 27 years … sounds about right to me but what about the over $500 dollars ?

She said: every time I get a dozen eggs I sell them !