It’s a crosswalk, people — not an invincibility shield

Reblogged. Loved this.

Mixed Funnies to brighten up this Cold, Dark, Wet UK Friday…

Reblogged from Chris the Storytelling Apes Bog.

She Died

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My Husband’s Last Words

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cherichat's avatarMarriage, Mayhem and Mirth

Floating-House

My darling Hubs is a nerd. There, I said it. His hobbies include star gazing (check out his GIANT telescope…) and weather wonking. In fact, I don’t know if there is really such a thing as a weather woody, but if there is, he gets them. He is actually a CERTIFIED storm spotter, with an assigned number that lets him officially observe, assess and report his weather findings. Before you get too impressed, this just means he took a class and can now call into television stations or (trumpet music) the National Weather Service and report his weather observations, using his secret code number so they know he is official.

What this means unofficially is that as storm clouds roll in and things get dicey outside, while most (intelligent) people scamper indoors, he runs out. You can image the marital conversations this habit elicits.

Yesterday afternoon a storm was brewing…

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WORD ON THE STREET IS…”There’s Spinach In Your Teeth!”

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Hey you!

You were walking so fast I could barely catch up! I know since you landed the new promotion, your schedule has spiraled out of control! I’m sure you didn’t see me when I was running for the elevator; probably had some big meeting to go to! I just wanted to tell you that the word on the street is, “you have spinach in your teeth!”

When I saw the toliet tissue stuck to the bottom of your shoe and noticed your slip hanging, I was trying to let you know but you kept brushing past me. Every time you turned your nose up when I tried to make eye contact, you had a bit of company in the corner of your left nostril. Oh and you kept muttering to the gentleman trying to open the door for you, ” Out of my way peon!”, but it’s Leon

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Little Miracles: What happened to me last Sunday

I know just how this writer feels. I often wonder if my stories are worth telling. I want to hear hers.  Reblogged from Healing My Complex PTSD

i don’t like to beg but…

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I ate too many… bok, bok, bok…

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…nuggets.

Does that mean I’m going to cluck like a chicken now?  Feel the urge to move my head back and forth while walking, &  moving my arms wing like?  I suppose it won’t be long before I stop to claw the ground.

As long as I don’t lay any eggs.  I draw the line there.

So, for fun, I google “walk like a chicken contest.”  (cuz, you know, I’m curious if there’s a cool video to attach to my post.)  Oh my GAWD…And came across this beauty.  I swear, I challenge you not to laugh.  This guy has it down

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EMPTIER THAN BEFORE

Reblogging from MikeSteeden who speaks for us all.