Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Church Bake Sale, Bachelor parties and Tick Warning.

SUPERMOMS – FOSTER MOMS

Bernadette's avatarHaddon Musings

I am reposting this writing this morning because it will soon be Mother’s Day and I want to celebrate again the Foster Moms, Adoptive Moms and all the Moms of the world today.

A few years ago, Mother’s Day found me temporarily raising my one year old granddaughter.  My friends and family were very quick to tell me what a wonderful person I was to take on this responsibility.  But aside from the very real physical hardship of raising a one year old (try getting up off the floor at 65), I really felt nothing but love and a kind of awe that I had been given this opportunity to mother another member of my family.  But as any Grandmother can attest, you fall in love with your grandchildren as easily as you fell in love with your own children.  So, really I was living a lie.  I wasn’t this…

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Finding The Right Woman

Loved this!

Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – Writing Witticisms and Nonsense.

Best friends by blackmail

Nataliemccarty's avatarNataliesJourney

Most childhood friendships begin with sweet moments. Such as finding your soul sister on the first day of kindergarten or moving to a new school and being all alone until that one kid sees you sitting by yourself and decides to sit and share their lunch with you, sparking a lifelong bond. At least that’s how it usually happens in movies or in books.

That’s not the case with me or my best friend of now 20 + years.

I was 12 and had recently joined a new church with my family. It was a small church in a small town. We didn’t live in the area and I didn’t go to school there, so I really didn’t know anyone. The congregation had maybe a little over 100 members on a good day and the youth group had about 4 of us in it.

My first Sunday in Sunday school…

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The new series of the Smorgasbord Sunday Interview – Getting to Know You! – And I will go first!

Affirmations for the Resistance #8

A Little Marital Levity

Grumpa Joe's avatarGrumpa Joe's Place

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Pharmacist to a customer:
“Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription.

 Simply showing your marriage certificate and wife’s picture is not enough.”

………

 

A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman “Which book has

helped you most in your life?”

The woman replied, “My husband’s cheque book!”

……..

 

A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called,

“Husband: The Master of the House”?

Sales Girl: Certainly Sir, you’ll find it under ‘Fiction and Comics’ on the 1st floor!

………

 

Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call your

wife darling, honey, luv… What’s the secret?”

Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.”

……….

 

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I’d be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were…

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Smorgasbord Laughter Lines – A multi-International cast, two cats, a dog and WI training.