Humour that’ll have everyone laughing out loud.

There are two reasons you shouldn’t drink from the toilet. Number 1 and Number 2.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom

Why do people take naps on the toilet? Because it’s the rest room

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road? It got stuck in the crack.

What does one toilet say to the other? You’re looking a little flushed.