Poor Uncle Joe was dying. No doubt about it. He’d been in bed for days, getting weaker and weaker. Family “sat” with him around the clock. Cousin Frank who’d been sitting for hours, finally just had to slip out to the bathroom. Uncle Joe opened his eyes for the first time in days. He smelled apple pie. He was hungry!! He just had to have some pie.
“Sally. Sally” No answer. That pie was calling him. With his last strength, he slid out of bed, so weak he melted to the floor. Creeping on hands and knees, he finally made it down the long hall to the kitchen. As he pulled up to the table and reached for the pie, Aunt Sally turned and smacked his hand, “Leave that alone, you old goat! That’s for the funeral!”
Just what I need. Short funny stories! Thanks for the chuckle!
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How dare Uncle Joe tried to eat the pie made for his own funeral! You made me smile. Thanks,
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Just wouldn’t “act right” and after she went to all that trouble!
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Reblogged this on CW Book Reviews.
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Thanks
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Thanks for my morning laugh. I’m glad I found your blog 😀
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Thanks for rebog. Maybe someone else will get a chuckle.
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Exactly! I like your writing style too. At first I thought maybe I should save this and share it as an afternoon funny then thought, naw, post it now because Beth will have something else funny to share for later. 😀
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Working on it. Do yo have request? More about my mom or general humor?
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General humor. Thanks!!
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Fix you right up.
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Posted something especially for you! Enjoy!
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Great story!!!! You made me smile and made my subway commute more enjoyable this morning!!!
Thank you!!
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The best story ever!!! I can’t believe this has really happened. It is sad, but was laughing so hard after your description of this poor weak old man.
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Don’t feel too sorry for him. He was also known as Uncle Chester in “Mixed Nuts.”
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You are so special!!! I am glad to be one of your followers! We definitely would have a lot of fun!
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Thanks. If I can’t laugh, I’m cooked.
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Hahaha, we are two of a kind!!!
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