Joe was in the hospital with his jaws wired. He was dying for a cup of coffee. He was so miserable the nurse finally offered to fixed him a coffee enema.
“How do you take your coffee?”
“Black with a little sugar.”
When she started the enema, he squirmed. “Oh, I’m sorry. Is It too hot?”
“No! Too damned sweet!”
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HaHa! Caffeine at any cost… that’s my moto!
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Gotta have coffee, don’t we.
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LOL!! Thank you for the morning wake-up!!
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Welcome.
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Cute!!
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welcome!
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Love it!!
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Hahahaha
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