Two little old ladies were having coffee.
One asked, “do you wake up grumpy in the morning?”
The other returned. “Sometimes, but most of the time I just let him sleep.”
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Two little old ladies were having coffee.
One asked, “do you wake up grumpy in the morning?”
The other returned. “Sometimes, but most of the time I just let him sleep.”
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Actually – it really is me that wakes up grumpy. I am definitely not a morning person. I usually sleep from 4 to 11am. My most creative time.
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I am most creative during the night!
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lol!
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Wise choice.
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Woke him up this morning. Biscuits are almost done.
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Ha Ha! Good one :-)
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An elderly man and an elderly women, who were both living on their own in the same retirement community, started talking abut getting married. The woman said to the man, “So, how are things in the sex department?” The old man responded, “Infrequently.” She then looked directly at him and asked, “Did you mean one word or two?”
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It took me a minute. LOL
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It’s better told verbally so that those you’re telling it to can’t see if the old man said “infrequently” or “in frequently.”
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Still. I will steal it.
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feel free!
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Oh, I have no conscience about that? Do you?
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Nice to have a good laugh at the end of the day!
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Then you might like what I just posted
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