Suzy went to her plastic surgeon. “You’ve got to do something about these wrinkles under my eyes. They look just awful!”
“Sure, I can fix you right up!” said Dr. Jones. “I’ll put this little knob on top of your head. Give it a little twist, and Voila!! The wrinkles are gone! Come back if you have any trouble”
Sure enough, it worked like magic. Suzy was thrilled! She was a new woman! She looked like she was eighteen again! Every time her face drooped a little, she gave the knob a little twist.
Five years later, Suzy came back to see Dr. Jones. “You fixed me up a while back with this little knob to tighten up my wrinkles. It worked great for a long time, but it’s stripped out now and I’ve got these big bags under my eyes. What can you do about them?”
“Those aren’t bags! Those are your breasts! I told you to come back if you had any trouble!”
“Oh, then that explains the goatee!”
Nutsrok 
MY MOM ALWAYS TOLD ME THIS JOKE AND NOW I KNOW IT’S NOT JUST HER BEING A WEIRDO!
Sorry for all the caps I just had a really strong reaction to this! Nice!!!
Hahahahahahahahaahahaha
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Did I salvage or confirm her reputation
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Confirmed! Hahahah
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where on earth do you come up with this stuff?? hilarious as usual, my laugh for the morning!
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This Is a true story about my Grandparents. My family told great stories. I’m trying to save them all go to nutsrok.com to the storytelling section
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Hilarious!
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Thanks
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Ha Ha HA! Another great joke! :-)
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Thanks.
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BAHAHAHAHA! Funny, funny, funny! :-O
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Hahahahahahahaha! (breath) Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
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Please stop. I can’t laugh anymore. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
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Love it!!! I guess we just have to get used to our wrinkles and our saggy stuff!!!! I’m trying to keep ahead of the age fairies….damn fairies.
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Oh well, beats the alternative!
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absolutely!!
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LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!! Oh this is really good!!! OH heavens I am laughing so hard!
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OMG….I have some wrinkles, I don’t like the ones beside my mouth… I WOULD’T GO TU PUT THE NOB… JUST IN CASE..IT WASN’T MY MOUTH… BUT SOMETHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My friend… you’re very good… I understand the name of your blog.
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Thanks. You don’t have to read to far to figure it out, do you?
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Hahahahaha
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Thanks for commenting!
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Heard something similar years ago when I was at school but it was a guy who had the appliance. He had a very interesting tie. :P
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That does sound interesting. Can your remember it?
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Not exactly, it was in the 70s and something to do with weight loss.
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Rats!
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Haha!
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ROTFLMAO :D
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