The drunk stumbled up on a tent revival meeting just as they started up the baptizing. The preacher put his arm around him, asking him if wanted wanted to find Jesus.
“Why sure!”
The preached dunked him, bringing him up spitting and sputtering.
“Did you find Jesus?”
“Naw!”
The preacher dunked him again. “Did you find Jesus?”
“Naw.”
The preacher dunked him again, holding him under a while. “Now, did you find Jesus?”
“Well heck no! Are you sure this is where he went in?”
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I got dragged to quite a few of those tent meetings Linda-scared the livin’ bejeezus outta me! :D
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Me too. Lived in terror of going to Hell!
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Preach it, Miss Linda. ☺
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Love it, made me chuckle out loud. :-)
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So glad!
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Funny
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