My dog Buzzy weighs twenty-five pounds. Twenty-five nipple-stomping,bladder-compressing, and according to some sources scrotum-squashing pounds. I don’t know how or why he does this, but if he catches one of us stretched out on the sofa, he makes a bee-line for our recumbent body, leaping on our tenderest portions joyously. I don’t know how he’s lived this long, except that by the time we’ve recovered, he’s moved on. He looks sweet, but he’s a killer.
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Hope yours is not an Akita or Bull Mastiff!
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He must have gone to the same school as mine! I’m going to dub it the “Buzzy treatment”!❀
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It’s rough!
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A handsome fellow but I know what you mean by Killer. Ouch.
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He’s a good looking boy too.
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He thinks so too!
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Cats do the same thing and then they knead that tender spot as well. Cheers.
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I think it’s how they get back at you for the neutering!
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My wife can’t understand how our dogs can move our living room chairs out of position with ease. The answer–when they chase each other, one of them will leap; hit like a battering ram to escape. Then, as you know, there are also sharp dew claws and bony elbows.
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They can get the momentum up!
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He certainly doesn’t look like he can do damage but with a running start…..
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Oh he’s good!
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Our dog comes upon us by invitation only, because she’s 40 lbs and not everyone wants a dog on their lap, but the cats go where they please, as they please, and there’s nothing like the kitten pouncing on my bladder first thing in the morning. Hop on bladder, hop on chest, sniff my mouth, give a head-butt and scratch-leap to the window! Every.day. LOL
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Hard to sleep through that!
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Buzzy is so cute. :)
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Maybe if he’s not standing on your nipples.
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