Joke of the Day

A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, “Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?”

29 thoughts on “Joke of the Day”

  10. Funny three ways, to me:
    1. Funny just ’cause it’s a cute joke.
    2. Funny ’cause my folks were abusive, so I got a kick imagining the “What if…?”
    3. Funny ’cause of remembering what a jerkwad dimbulb I was when I caught my ex cheating. (I’ll get around to writing that post…eventually.) Had he been so obvious as to have her in the bed, I probably would have backed out, apologizing all the way. I pity that sad sap, now.
    :D

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