A drunk staggers into the confessional in the Catholic Church. sits down and goes to sleep. The priest on the other side of the screen waits a minute knocks, waits, then knocks again.
“There ain’t no point knocking no more,” said the drunk. “there still ain’t no toilet paper”
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Nutsrok 
Love it! Thanks!
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You’re welcome.
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What a laugh….funny as all get out….LOL
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I liked it too.
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Ha-ha. That is a good one!!!!
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Thanks
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Oh my Jee…
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Made me laugh, too!
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That’s not funny Linda! Bwahaha! 😀
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I feel kind of guilty.
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Lol. Don’t. :-)
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My dad will love that one thnx lol!
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Good!
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Hilarious!
Leslie
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Ha
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