A monk took a vow of silence when he entered the monastery.  The monks were allowed to speak two word every ten years.  The first time his turn came around, he said, “”Food stinks.”  Ten years passed.  At his next opportunity, he said, “It’s cold.”  Ten years later, when he spoke for the third time, he said, “”I quit!”

“I’m not surprised.” said the Monsignor.  He’s been complaining ever since he got here!”