Mike met his badly battered friend Bryan at the bar one Saturday night.
“Faith and Begorrah, man. What happened to you? ”
“Mike McGarrity came at me with a baseball bat and caught me with no way to defend myself.”
“Good heavens, Bryan. Don’t you know better than to let yourself get caught with nothing in your hand!”
“Well, I did have Mrs. McGarrity’s breast in me hand, and a thing of beauty it is, but not of much use in a fight!”
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Ha Ha Ha!! That is a good one!
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I laughed when I heard it, too.
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Pahahaha! Funny, Linda – love your jokes! I can never, ever remember a good one, and if I do, I’m bound to ruin the punchline unless it is one I’ve written and rehearsed myself.
Sadly, I don’t do much standup comedy these days. It’s the world’s loss, I guess…
GAHAHAA! Dorreen
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I am much better at blogging them than telling them!
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Hahaha! So I’m in good company then!
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Oh yes. Blogging is forgiving.
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Funny! :D
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Thanks so much.
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Ahaha Linda! I love this! :D
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I loved it.
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