Joke of the Day

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, “Its dark in here.”

The man says, “Yes, it is.”

Boy ~ “I have a baseball.”

Man ~ “That’s nice.”

Boy ~ “Want to buy it?”

Man ~ “No, thanks.”

Boy ~ “My dad’s outside.”

Man ~ “OK, how much?”

Boy ~ “$250?

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy ~ “Its dark in here.”

Man ~ “Yes, it is.”

Boy ~ “I have a baseball glove.”

The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, “How much?”

Boy ~ “$750?

Man ~ “Fine.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove, let’s go outside and have a game of catch.”

The boy says, “I can’t, I sold my baseball and my glove.”

The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”

Boy ~ “$1,000?

The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that… that is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, “Dark in here.”

The priest says, “Don’t start that crap again.”

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      • I don’t know if you’ve ever seen the inside of a traditional confessional, but there is a kneeling pad on the floor, and a small shelf to rest your folded hands on just below the door that opens to reveal the priest. One of my classmates did not know this, and during our first communion process, we had our first confession with a “live” priest. He somehow climbed up onto the hand shelf. When the priest opened the secret door, he could hear the child confessing, but all he saw was his knees. We just heard the laughter. ☺☺☺ True story.

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        • That is good! I am so glad I never had to confess! Oh Lord, though, I I guess I did. Before Daddy whales us we got long lectures where her questioned us about why we did whatever. The only safe answer was a dopey “I don’t know.” The lecture always ended with us having to be glad we had a father who took the time to whip us. I never figured that one out.

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