When Pop’s son was born, he had no arms, no legs, no torso, just a head. Nevertheless, he was a fine boy. Pop was proud of him. On his twenty-first birthday, Pop carried his son, the Head, into the bar, set the Head up on the bar and called out for the bartender to bring him a shot of his finest whiskey. “I wouldn’t do that!” said the bartender.
“”Bring’em a whiskey. It’s his birthday!” He propped the Head up , tossed the whiskey back, and the Head popped out two arms! Pop was thrilled! “Get him another one!” ”
“No” said the bartender. “Don’t do it.”
“Bring him another one!” The bartender brought him another, against his best judgment. The Head drinks and Boom! He has two legs. He’s a perfect specimen. The bar rors with applause!
Pop is thrilled! He hugs his boy and says, “Come on, son. Let’s go across the street and I’ll buy you a suit of clothes! We’re going out to paint the town!”
“No! No!” dries the bartender,””Don’t don’t do that!”
They ignored him. As they crossed the street, they were run over by a truck and smashed to smithereens! “Happens every time,” said the bartender. “Should’ve quit while they were a head.”
Nutsrok 
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Pops definitely went too far I guess? an early morning chucke for me all the way feom Cameroon in Africa :)
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He He
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Have Sepultura13 (who reposted this on her blog) tell you her Snow White joke.
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Indeed. What wonderful sentiment and loving truth :)
(Although, I must confess I had a very long list going in my head before I realised you were being serious lol :) Darn it, I guess space flight and billionaires riches can wait!)
Namaste
DN – 19/08/2015
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You give me way too much credit, but thanks. It was a typo.
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lol :) Excellent response! You’ve turned a chuckle into a laugh. I take it you granddaughter has left your company for the day for you to be so bold, and is not a fellow reader of your Blog? Or maybe not and you are as delightfully teasing with every member of the family lol! It must be tremendous fun when you all get together and enjoy each others company :) A house built on love and laughter is sure to be a welcoming home. How wonderful.
Namaste
DN – 19/08/2015
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Well, my little one is only six weeks old. She and ny ten year old grandson are a reat part of the reason I started to write. There’s the distinct possibility I may follow in the footsteps of my ancestors and need to pass these stories on to the younger ones. I hope to get a good many down. I feel like I know my forbears.
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Hey Linda,
I sincerely hope you are successful in fulfilling your new found role as family archivist and scribe. You sound very motivated to do so :)
I imagine it a duty you relish and savour at every twist and turn. I hope in turn either of the children will take up the mantle and continue your great work. I think it incredibly important in so many wonderful ways to keep alive these fascinating tales and the characters who once embodied them.
Namaste
DN – 22/08/2015
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I hope so. At any rate. I am working to collect and publish
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some more of my family!
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Hey Linda, or should I say good evening chuckle lol :)
How are you?
As always your post is perfectly timed for my return home from the daily grind. And there is nothing better today than a giggle to set the tone for the remainder of the evening. :) I may have heard this joke before, but it’s the way you tell ’em that brings a smile.
Personally I was hoping WP would develop a chuckleometer! :)
Hoping all’s well with y’all in your little slice of southern heaven .
Namaste
DN – 19/08/2015
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Excellent. I have been busily writing It is mid afternnon as I answer this and I am with my grandad daughter. What could be better.?
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I’ve said this before – WP has a “LIKE” button, but needs to add a “GROAN” button.
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Agree. Also need a warning button.
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*groan* hahaha
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Reblogged this on Random Ramblings; Myriad Musings and commented:
A midweek morning funny, courtesy of Auntie Linda!
:)
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Thank you so much. I am delighted
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Love this one!in my family we had an expression. ‘If you want to get ahead get a hat’
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dat’s very, very bad…lol…
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I don’t know why but it made me giggle :)
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Probably because you are bad like me.
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Hell yeh :)
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The best jokes have a surprise ending that’s generally not revealed until the last sentence. We laugh harder when we don’t see it coming.
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